Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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