Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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