..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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