ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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