In the future we'll all be gay
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Your cock deserves a montage
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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