so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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