Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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