"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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