what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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