Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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