please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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