I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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