the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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