and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
