your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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