I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You should frame my arrest warrant.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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