You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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