i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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