I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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