Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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