FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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