Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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