let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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