I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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