can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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