I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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