Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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