I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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