super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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