But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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