I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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