i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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