There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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