did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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