Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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