How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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