i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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