? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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