Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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