I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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