they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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