Your tits are I can't wait for
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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