He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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