do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
