5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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