you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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Where are you guys?
Drunk
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