lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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