well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize
