You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It was confusing and full of hummus
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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