8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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