you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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