bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
this will be a night to untag.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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